I recently came across a post titled
" You know that you have been in Korea for too long when ..."
I feel that some very vital points were left off the list and as this year marks my third year in Korea I feel that I am justified in writing my own list. :
So here we go : You know that you have been living in Korea for too long when :
1. Soju has become your form of water.
2. You leave articles out of sentences.
3. "Uh" has become a newly coined suffix that you add to the end of every word.
4. You own not 1 not 2 but three animal onesies.
5. Breaking it down and practicing the latest K pop dance moves in your room has become part of your daily routine .
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6. Leaving the clubs at 8am and eating dalk galbi for breakfast is standard .
7.Spending your Friday nights in bed watching Korean drama and eating fried chicken is your idea of a perfect self date.
8.You have no idea whats happening on CNN or in the world but you could write a thesis about the K pop drama and scandals .
9. Ending up in Norebangs at 3 am in the morning is a weekly occurrence
10.Being told " You are glamour" by Korean guys no longer makes you mad.
11. Wearing your animal onesies in public happens too often .
12.Your sticker collection is greater than it was when you were 5 years old .
13.Kakao chocolate rolls are part of your staple diet.
14.Anything branded with Kakao makes your heart flutter.
15. Your ultimate goal is no longer trying to be cool and sexy but as cute and ridiculous possible.
16. Getting plastic surgery is now on your bucket list .
17. Throwing up the peace sign and " being a flower" has become a natural reflex in photographs.
18. You own a selfie stick
19. No picture is uploaded without making your eyes bigger and your face smaller .
But how can you really tell that you have been in Korea for too long , well
20 .You only have eyes for Korean flower boys and in your mind marrying Lee min Ho seems like a legitimate possibility ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Korea forever
